Parental Duties, (I said Duty)

As parents, it's our job to make sure our children are happy and well adjusted. That means we need to instill in them fashion guidelines from a very young age... that's right... make sure their baby clothes are in style, and when they grow out of them, make sure their childrens clothes are still just as stylish. Then when they are old enough to buy their own clothes, they'll know what style really is.